In Dusty We Trusty. (Warning: May Contain Talk of Sports)

Baseball's still getting going and all of the teams are busy jockeying for positions. Fortunately, there's still a lot of ball still to be played, dogs to be eaten, and cold beers to downed.

Some teams are showing promise The Sox are finding their groove, The Jays are keeping up with the big boys, and the Cubs are right in there too. HUH?! Don't worry, The Onion got an exclusive interview with Dusty Baker, and he lays it all out:

"The guys are in a bit of a groove right now, but they'll
snap out of it," Baker said. "It's early yet. There's still plenty of time to
get back off track and give the fans the kind of season they've come to know and
expect."
"I'd love to go out there and lose all 162 games for this city, but
both the players and the fans know that's not possible no matter how bad you
are," he added.

I'm glad Dusty's on it. I was starting to get a bit worried.