Friday, September 07, 2007

Sucker!


So, Apple reduced the price of their iPhone by $200. Awesome. Great news, except for the suckers that bought one a couple of months ago.

The snobs are PISSED! Which, quite frankly, I don't understand. The chumps have raised such a stink that Stevie Jobs is giving them all $100 to use on Apple stuff. What a mistake! Any high school kid can tell you that it's simple demand and supply economics.

If you just had to have the latest gadget, and you clearly have six bills laying around
not doing much, then you got to be cool for a couple of months.

Let's be honest, a $400 price tag is still out of reach of the average person, so the iPhone is still a status symbol.

So stop your cryin' you spendthrift elitist suckers.

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